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Saturday, May 9, 2009

For Sale. One bottle of Decore. Very good conditioner.

The bottle of conditioner in my shower says that it's for "dry, coarse and rebellious" hair.

"Rebellious"?

Dry and coarse I'm cool with, but "rebellious" makes me think that my hair is a sentient being. I'm not comfortable with the notion that my hair is developing political attitudes, antagonistic opinions and a moral code.

And also, if it's for dry, coarse and rebellious hair, I shouldn't need to use it when I'm in the shower. In the shower, my hair is not dry nor coarse - it's wet and slick. And rebellious? It's going exactly where I point the shower head, punk.

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... yes, I still have hair. 

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